Anonymous asked: dream one night stand with niall go!

whaT OK WOW UM OK I GOT THIS

Ok so I wan’t to meet him at like a club. Then I want be sitting at the bar when he comes up and offers to buy me a drink, to which I would obviously say yes and order a grey goose and cranberry. Then we would talk for a bit and then go dancing. I just imagine dancing with him is something else and I can’t even ok omg but yeah we’re dancing and everything. Then he would ask me back to their hotel and I would say yes because it’s Niall Horan HELLO. We would get a rid back to the hotel and then on the way up to his room we would be completely silent, even in the elevator. As soon as we got in his room we would grab at each other though and I would be able to smell the alcohol on him because I think that’s so hot ok omg. Then we would fuck. The next morning idk I just want to wake up to him sleeping or something and then leave and do my walk of shame proudly. 

That is all. 

THESE TWO THINGS DO NOT HELP MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION OK

Woooops here comes another sexual frustration post! This one’s been brewing for a couple days but all you little pricks kept annoying me with your messages about the Larry video.

This one is about Harry’s oh so perfect lips.

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69daysofstylinson:

i wouldn’t mind skinny dipping in the niall river u feel me

(Source: localnativity, via somewhereinbrooklyn-)

“Imma make them vocals drop. I’m gripin on your thighs. We tangled like some cables. From the front look in your eyes.” JUST TRY LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE OF LIAM. I DARE YOU. IT’S LIFE CHANGING.

mrsantelman:

Just making a casual sexual frustration post about Louis because reasons 

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I don’t care if I get hate for making another sexual frustration post about One Direction damnit HERE IT IS 

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Obsessing over Niall and having a fangirl moment because perfection ok 

NIALL IS SO PERFECT AND I CANT EVEN HANDLE HOW ATTRACTVIE HE IS AND EVERYTIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF HIM I JUST WANT TO HYPERVENTILATE BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER CREATED AND I JUST WANT TO CRY EVERYTIME I SEE HIS BRACES AND THAT FUCKING BLONDE HAIR AND GOD BLESS HIS PARENTS BECAUSE THEY MADE THE PERSON I OBSESS OVER AND I CANT GO ON KNOWING THAT SOMEONE IS AS PERFECT AS HIM AND I WILL NEVER GET TO TOUCH HIM AND IDK 

The things I would do for Niall 

  1. Let him drink his beer our of my vagina since he’s an alcoholic 
  2. Swallow because his cum probably tastes like beer because alcoholic and Irish
  3. Swallow just because